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President Trump's Staff Complain of Cockroach, Mice and Ant Infestations in the White House
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Resty Wyse
2017-12-02 03:58:57 UTC
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President Trump's Staff Complain of Cockroach, Mice and Ant Infestations in the White House

https://www.yahoo.com/news/president-trump-apos-staff-complain-232446187.html
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2017-12-02 13:31:56 UTC
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Post by Resty Wyse
President Trump's Staff Complain of Cockroach, Mice and Ant Infestations in the White House
Yale Guen Mar is salivating at the thought.

Burt, Yale Guen Mar, you need to be discriminating about what you eat for your own sake.

Yale Guen Mar, didn't you stop eating shit sandwiches because you no longer like bread?

Yale Guen Mar, you may not be eating right.

The first hint that something was wrong about Yale Guen Mar's penchant for eating the wrong things came from Mr. Ravinder Singh's household.

Yale Guen Mar had been leaving stinking yellow stains from his leaky diaper on the sofa in the Singh household. To Mr. Singh's consternation, the yellow stains seem to be indelible.

Further indication of digestive issue with Yale Guen Mar's intestine has come from Mr. Lee's Merced Community Food Market on 15th Street.

The grocery store has been liberally sprinkled over the years by leaks from Yale Guen Mar's diaper. The floor in the grocery store used to be blue. But now it has turned yellowish green.

Yale Guen Mar, what have you been eating?

A clue comes from his preference at restaurants:

Yale Guen Mar's taste buds are indeed unique.

Yale Guen Mar, isn't it a fact that you stopped eating shit sandwiches because you no longer liked bread?

Here's the conversation Yale Guen Mar (who masquerades as Resty Wyse and Rusty Wyseman and posts as rst02wxyz, rst2wxyz, rst4wxyz, rst7wxyz and rst9wxyz) had with his ex live-in domestic partner, Yuhua, the last time they went out to eat at their favorite Cantonese restaurant (the restaurant was founded by Yale Guen Mar's great grandfather in the 19th century and is very popular with the Mar clan in Merced, CA):

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Yuhua:

天啊。这菜里是什么啊?- Tiān a. Zhè cài lǐ shì shénme a?

Yale Guen Mar:

呃!是只蟑螂。 - È! Shì zhī zhānglánɡ.

Yuhua:

真太恶心了! - Zhēn tài ěxīn le!

Yale Guen Mar:

我们告诉服务生吧。她会给你换份的。 - Wǒmen gàosù fúwùshēng ba. Tā huì gěi nǐ huàn yífèn de.

Yuhua:

我不想换了!我觉得吃不下任何东西了。 - Wǒ bùxiǎng huàn le! Wǒ juédé chī bú xià rèrhé dōngxi le.

Yale Guen Mar:

好吧。我们去跟餐馆经理反映一下这个问题吧。- Hǎo ba. Wǒmen qù gēn cānguǎn jīnglǐ fǎnyìng yíxià zhègè wèntí ba.

Yuhua:

好。希望他们以后注意点儿卫生。- Hǎo. Xīwàng tāmen yǐhòu zhùyì diǎnr wèishēng.


Note that Yale Guen Mar was quite contented with what he was served - he wanted an alternate dish for his domestic partner, Yuhua, only.

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Resty Wyse
2017-12-02 17:03:39 UTC
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The coup plotters don't realize that the president of the United States cannot be impeached for any failure to eradicate cockroaches and ants in the White House.
Wakalukong
It's a sign of decay and failures. Maybe it's time for an entirely new White House from the foundation up!!!!
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