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Yale Guen Mar, stop being so jealous of Huli.
Huli gets to get a ride on Carlton's Dubaru MRX STI (special color) because it can behave well inside the car.
If Carlton refuses to let you anywhere near the car, it is because you do not know how to behave inside a car.
Yale Guen Mar's "step son" Carlton has threatened not only to spank Yale Guen Mar if he does not stay away from soc.culture.china, but also to give Yale Guen Mar a time out locked up inside his bedroom at the house on 3851 Twilight Avenue, Merced, CA.
Carlton recently bought a Subaru MRX STI with special color. He loves the car.
Carlton took his dad and Yuhua Luo for a spin on this car. He even took Kimi and Subi in the car.
But Carlton doesn't want Yale Guen Mar any where near his new car. And you can't blame him.
Some years back, Carlton had bought a BMW. When Carlton gave Yale Guen Mar a ride to Merced Community Food Market, Yale Guen Mar repaid Carlton's good deed by repeatedly farting inside the BMW. The car smelled so bad that even Huli refused to be within 10 feet of the car. Carlton had to take the the car for fumigation and cleaning before the BMW could be used again.
Carlton then bought an electric car - GM's Volt. Once again, out of the goodness of his heart, Carlton made the mistake of taking out Yale Guen Mar for a spin in his new car. Yale Guen Mar's diaper was already soiled and when he peed, the pee worked its way out into the cushion of the passenger's seat. And once again, Carlton had to take the Volt to a car wash for heavy duty cleaning.
Carlton then bought a Honda Civic Si. He didn't want Yale Guen Mar any where near the car. But Yale Guen Mar sulked and cried so much, that Carlton, against his better judgement, took out Yale Guen Mar for a ride. This time, Yale Guen Mar left a yellow stinking stain in the passenger's seat - his over-soiled diaper had leaked as usual.
Yale Guen Mar had thus gone through the first three of Carlton's car with devastating effect - these were all good cars that Carlton had treasured:
(2) GM electric car Volt.
(3) Honda Civic Si
Recently Carlton bought a new car - this was his fourth car after his graduation from UC at Davis. Car number 4 is:
(4) Subaru MRX sti (special color).
Needless to say, Carlton is very excited about his new car. It was a great pleasure for Carlton to go on a pleasure ride with his dad from mainland China. Yuhua Luo was with them. And so were Kimi and Subi.
But Carlton is a wiser man now. He is not letting Yale Guen Mar any where near the new Subaru. Carlton has threatened Yale Guen Mar with a time-out on his red sofa at his Merced home if he comes within 10 feet of the new Subaru.
It is a wise precaution. No one can blame Carlton after what Yale Guen Mar did once he was inside the BMW, the Volt and the Honda Civic Si. Carlton is determined to protect the new Subaru from Yale Guen Mar.
Carlton is at his happiest whenever he gets to meet his dad from Mainland China.
Carlton's dad came to Fremont just before Thanksgiving. Carlton arranged for a big Thanksgiving dinner at his house - Carlton, his dad, his wife, Yuhua Luo and even Cee from Merced were at the dinner table. The dinner was all the more enjoyable because they didn't have to worry about their dogs - Yale Guen Mar was taking care of Kimi, Subi and Secola in addition to Huli at his Twilight Avenue home in Merced.
Last week Carlton and his dad went to visit the wineries in Napa Valley. Carlton let his dad drive the Subaru MRX sti. It was a very enjoyable outing. Carlton's wife and Yuhua Luo accompanied them on the trip.