Post by Resty Wyse
Neither Side Is Likely To Back Down From China-India Border Standoff
Yale Guen Mar, you ought to learn how to back up even if you feel like shitting.
Yale Guen Mar, your caregiver Meichi Thai has been buying corks in bulk. She has decided that diapers are not enough for you because you shit excessively even as you resist changing into fresh diapers.
The corks are Meichi Thai's attempts to keep the neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue free of stinky drips from your leaky diapers.
The corks that Meichi Thai uses on your asshole help to keep the neighborhood safer from your dropings. If you are unwilling to hold back your shit, Meichi Thai has to cork your asshole to save the environment in the neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.