Post by rst9 Post by firstname.lastname@example.org
Haha, a bmoore-rst "conversation" can have entertaining moments.
Oh!!! I enjoy every bit of it.
Yale Guen Mar, what you really enjoy is finger-fucking pigs in their assholes. You have already paid a heavy price for your obsession. Your middle fingers are badly infected with STDs. And your bizarre posts indicate that the infection is gradually seeping into your brain from your badly infected middle fingers.
Yale Guen Mar, you have a very notion about your rights. You think you have the right:
* to finger-fuck the pigs owned by your Hmong neighbors in Mai Keri Her and Loin Eye piggeries.
* to shit on Rolida Lee's reclining chair and Ravinder Singh's sofa
* to fart incessantly inside Yue Cheng Market and Merced Community Food Market
* to shit in the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA
Yale Guen Mar, you are obsessed with the the assholes of pigs.
Yale Guen Mar, you have ceased to care about anything else other than earning 50 cents per post. You don't even care to ask your caregiver, Meichi Thai, to to change you into a fresh diaper a lot more often even as you continue to have "accidents" on Ms. Rolida Lee's reclining char and Mr. Ravinder Singh's sofa.
Uncle Chang pays Yale Guen Mar 50 cents per post. No wonder that Yale Guen Mar tries to to keep his handlers with the CCP dictatorship happy, even if it is by bad-mouthing USA.
Yale Guen Mar, USA respects your freedom of speech. Unlike the CCP-dictatorship in China, the US government is not going to monitor your posts on the newsgroup and go after you for your rantings on the internet. You can bark with impunity without any fear of reprisal by the US government. But you will make a grave mistake if you ever try to bite the hand that feeds you. If you overreach yourself in treasonous activities, you might very well spend the rest of your golden years inside jail cells.
Yale Guen Mar, if you lived under Beijing's bandit regime and had proceeded to castigate the CCP dictatorship 24/7 on the internet, you would have been shipped out for "reeducation" in no time. Yale Guen Mar, that is why you are not moving out to CCP-land where any deviation of his newsgroup posts from the official CCP-line will right away lead to your re-education through labor ( 勞動教養 ).
79-year old Yale Guen Mar will do himself a big favor if he enrolls himself in some adult education school. Otherwise patriotically challenged Yale Guen Mar will continue to make a spectacle of himself by revealing his appalling ignorance in everything from history to English. And if Yale Guen Mar can't get himself to do that, he should stop bilking USA and go back to where his heart really resides, namely, the village of his birth in China under CCP-dictatorship. That would be the honest thing to do.
Of course, it is another matter that his live-in-nurse-cum-maid Meichi Thai will refuse to follow Yale Guen Mar to CCP-land where any deviation of his newsgroup posts from the official CCP-line will right away lead him to re-education through labor ( 勞動教養 ).
Yale Guen Mar, in a moment of unguarded candor, didn't you admit what your ex domestic partner in Merced, CA had told you? Didn't you post, "She said I logged on to chat- room and called everybody stupid."?
Well, Yale Guen Mar, you are now firmly entrenched as the newsgroup idiot. Now that everyone on the newsgroup is calling you an idiot, have you conveyed this to your domestic partner?
Yale Guen Mar, you are no human being. You are either a chimpman or a humanzee with a passion to finger-fuck pigs in their assholes.
It has served you right that your STD-infected middle fingers now face amputation. But you have given anal infection to countless pigs because of your passion for molesting them.
So, Yale Guen Mar, you are definitely sub-human.
Yale Guen Mar is the tantrum throwing kid in s.c.c.
For years he bragged how his ex domestic partner used to say that Yale Guen Mar spends time on the newsgroup to call everyone else an idiot.
But now that everyone else has identified Yale Guen Mar as the newsgroup idiot, he can't take it. And that in spite of the fact that Yale Guen Mar is indeed the newsgroup idiot. That's why he has become the laughing stock in the newsgroup.
And as for lying, aren't you the one who gets repeatedly exposed for lying. In fact, you might just as well change your last name from Mar to Liar.
Yale Guen Liar, you are like the drunkard who accuses everyone else of being drunk.
When it comes to lying, you have a very sorry record.
* You lied when you explained to Silvia that you were trying to potty train Valentina on spyke. You are no longer allowed to contact Valentina on spyke without adult supervision.
* You lied to the census office when you falsely claimed that the household at 3851 Twilight Avenue is Caucasian.
* You lied to George Gee when you got caught for pilfering restaurant supplies, But it couldn't save you from getting fired.
* You lied to Gene when you tried to get back your job after the death of George Gee. That's when you made up the lie that far from firing you, George Gee was trying to get you to marry his daughter. Gene knew better and you didn't get your job back.
* You lied when you accidentally triggered the gas leak alarm while finger-fucking a 265 lb pig in Mai Keri Her pig farm in Merced. But there were no takers - the official who responded to the emergency was seen giggling when interviewed by reporters.
* You lie when you blame your parents for your character flaws.
* You lied to your uncle in Junction City when he caught you intently watching pigs when they urinated. But you got thrashed by your uncle who knew exactly what you were doing. Your uncle gave you a good thrashing in the hope of curing you of your perversion.
* You lie to Mr. Ravinder Singh to explain away the stinking yellow stains that you leave on his sofa.
* You lie when you claim that you are shitting on the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors only to fertilize the patch.
* You lie to explain away the stink when you fart in Mr. Lee's Hmong grocery store in Merced.
What about the mess you create day in and day out, Yale Guen Mar, on the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA? Even the dogs of your Hmong neighbors have taken a strong dislike to you.
February 1, 2013
Merced Resident's Eureka Moment on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA
An old man was found running naked on Twilight Avenue trying to escape a dog barking furiously at him.
Police reports that the old man was shitting in the taro patch of a Hmong resident. Apparently the old man was under the impression that he was doing his Hmong neighbor a favor by fertilizing the taro patch with his shit.
But the dog in the Hmong household thought otherwise. He started barking furiously at the old man defecating in the taro patch. When the old man didn't budge, the dog charged at the shitting man squatting on the taro pitch engrossed in defecating.
When the man saw the dog charging at him, he must have decided that the dog's bite was going to be worse than its bark.
It was at this point that the old man had his eureka moment. He jumped up and started running toward 3851 Twilight Avenue with a piece of shit still dangling from his asshole.
The commotion caused a member of the Hmong household to rush out. He didn't want the dog to bite the old man in case the dog caught rabies from the fleeing disheveled man who certainly looked as if he was a carrier of rabies.
In the meantime, another Hmong neighbor had called 911. By the time the police arrived, the old man with shit dangling from his asshole had managed to disappear from the scene.
The police are investigating. It doesn't think that the man was armed with anything other than the piece of shit dangling from his asshole. Nevertheless, people in the neighborhood have been advised not to attempt a citizen's arrest if they encounter the man. They are warned to consider the man to be insane and dangerous and to report any sighting to the police immediately.
You should ask Uncle Chang for more than just 50 cents per post. After all, you lose a lot too. The patriotic Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA detest you. They have got together to raise money to send you to your physician, Dr. Dong, in Cambodia for your alternate medicine treatment. But, of course, there is a catch. You'll have to promise Ms. Rolida Lee and all your other Hmong neighbors never to come back to Merced, CA or even to USA.
Yale Guen Mar must philosophize more and post less. That could improve his mental health.
Yale Guen Mar has much to philosophize on.
Here are some things that Yale Guen Mar can philosophize about as Meichi Thai forces him to remain glued to the bed-pan:
* Yale Guen Mar's prostate has enlarged beyond previous level - Meichi Thai was changing Yale Guen Mar's catheter.
* Yale Guen Mar had a severe case of diarrhea after eating crow and chicken feet. Meichi Thai was changing Yale Guen Mar's diaper.
* Yale Guen Mar was all blocked up from severe constipation - Meichi Thai was shoving suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred rectum.
* Meichi Thai had ordered Yale Guen Mar not to move his butt from the bedpan
* Yale Guen Mar was despondent about the impending loss of Yale Guen Mar's STD ravaged middle fingers.
* Yale Guen Mar was in a hog farm looking for a pig to molest.
* Yale Guen Mar was getting counseling at the office of a professor of animal psychology at UC, Davis
* Yale Guen Mar was trying to probe Judah's private parts to find out the sex.
* Yale Guen Mar was trying to get a loan from the step son of an ex domestic partner
* Yale Guen Mar was trying to explain to his handler in the CCP why the water boarding technology he had sold to PRC turned out to be defective.
* Yale Guen Mar was trying to come up with an innocuous explanation for the deposits in his bank account by his handler in the CCP.
* Yale Guen Mar was on the phone with cousin Yue Chung Mar trying to explain his "circumcision scar" that he had shown Yue Chung Mar when they were 11.
* Yale Guen Mar was registering himself as a sex offender after getting caught for being a serial pig molester.
* Yale Guen Mar was explaining to Yuhua Luo why he had reported all the residents of his Twilight Avenue residence to be whites even though they were all yellow.
* Yale Guen Mar was seeking second opinion from his doctor in Cambodia about his STD ravaged middle fingers.
* Yale Guen Mar was offering apologies to all his Hmomg neighbors for molesting the pigs in their hog farms.
* Yale Guen Mar was begging for more money from Yuhua Luo after exhausting the $30,000 she had given him before kicking him out of the house.
* Yale Guen Mar was explaining to May Fung why it wasn't really his fault when he caused the gas leak alarm to trip while finger-fucking a 265 lb pig.
* Yale Guen Mar was mourning loss of semen-stained photos of his favorite pigs that his 3 siblings got rid of while cleaning out his room.
* Yale Guen Mar was philosophizing about why his alleged biological father had abused him while Yale Guen Mar was growing up in California and Arizona - it was the fault of Confucius.
* Yale Guen Mar was fast asleep after a hearty meal of chicken claws and crow.
Yale Guen Mar, don't give up. A good year is ahead of you. In 2019, you'll have the year of the pig. And pig has always been your favorite animal. You have infected many many pigs in ther assholes with your middle gingers infected with STDs.
Yale Guen Mar, you'll enjoy lot more peace if you visit your parents' graves regularly. Go there to clean the gravestone, offer paper money and light incenses. You might even get to meet your kith and kin at the graves in East Palm Cemetery (Lt 49) in Tucson, AZ. Your siblings Donald, Ellen and Eugene visit the graves regularly. So do Brenton, Silvia, Luca and Valentina.
Yale Guen Mar, you habe been slapped with restraining orders to stay of Merced Community Food Market and Yue Cheng Market. Don't violate court orders. Or else you might have to spend the rest of whatever little time you have before death inside a penitentiary. And you'll die on the floor of the shower in the penitentiary as you get sodomized by a fellow-inmate.
Yale Guen Mar, you are a outlaw to the core. That is why the Lees and the Miaos had to obtain restraining orders to keep you off their grocery stores.