Post by Resty Wyse
North Korea has nukes and ICBMs. North Korea can defend itself.
And Yale Guen Mar has an asshole that is vulnerable to attacks by party workers.
If Yale Guen Mar relocates to his birth village in PRC and makes post deviate from the party line, party workers will be at his door step in no time with orders to widen his hemorrhoid-scarred asshole.
To set the record straight, Yale Guen Mar is still alive in Merced, CA but he has just lived through a near-death experience after an enraged Ms. Lee of the Merced Community Food Market shoved an opo squash up Yale Guen Mar's asshole.
While Yale Guen Mar's successful surgery to extricate the opo squash from his asshole is a testimony to advances in medical science, it has cast a doom on Yale Guen Mar's Hmong neighbors who have been praying for a long time for the permanent departure of Yale Guen Mar from the area.
In fact, Yale Guen Mar's Hmong neighbors will gladly finance Yale Guen Mar's trip to Cambodia for alternate medical treatment if Yale Guen Mar is willing to pledge that he won't ever come back to Merced.
Meichi Thai has kept the Hmong neighbors apprised of Yale Guen Mar's travails following the surgery to extricate the opo squash that had got lodged inside Yale Guen Mar's asshole when an enraged Ms. Lee of the Merced Community Food Market assaulted Yale Guen Mar for farting inside the grocery store.
But it looks like Yale Guen Mar's sphincter muscle is now beyond redemption. Yale Guen Mar wants a sphincter muscle transplant to regain control over his asshole. Doctors are looking for possible donors in Merced's piggeries.
In the meantime, as a temporary fix, the doctors have suggested use of corks in Yale Guen Mar's asshole to stem continuous outflow of stool. Resty's caregiver, Meichi Thai, has been inserting corks into Yale Guen Mar's asshole to stem the flow.
Meichi Thai, apprising the Hmong neighbors on Twlight Avenue, lamented that it was indeed a very messy situation inside 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA. She dreads every time she has to uncork Yale Guen Mar's asshole to release the shit inside him.
Yale Guen Mar, you have far more immediate and far more graver issues to attend to to be wasting your time thinking ill of others.
The latest calamity to befall you is your loss of use of your sphincter muscle following the assault on you by Ms. Lee with an opo squash inside the Merced Community Food Market.
Yes, doctors may try to transplant a sphincter muscle of a pig on to your asshole to give you a modicum of control over your ability to shit normally. But you'll be better off accepting the generous offer of your Hmong neighbors. They want you you to travel ASAP to your physician, Dr. Dong, in Cambodia for alternate medical treatment of your ailment. Your Hmong neighbors have voted to finance your trip to Cambodia provided you agree never to come back to Merced or even to USA.
So, Yale Guen Mar, take advantage of the generous offer by your Hmong neighbors and move to Cambodia for good. That would also take care of your other problem - the court ordered restraining order on you never to be within 200 yards of Yue Chen Market of the Miaos.