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India is beefing up its military as tensions rise with China and Pakistan — and now it wants to buy more than 100 fighter jets
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Resty Wyse
2018-04-07 02:11:36 UTC
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India is beefing up its military as tensions rise with China and Pakistan — and now it wants to buy more than 100 fighter jets

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/cd7777a5-b1c2-36f2-8732-ca168d8cba1e/ss_india-is-beefing-up-its.html
Nem Num
2018-04-07 06:23:29 UTC
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kick back commission to Pakistani members of parliament




Chinese credit for 15 years
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India is beefing up its military as tensions rise with China and Pakistan — and now it wants to buy more than 100 fighter jets
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/cd7777a5-b1c2-36f2-8732-ca168d8cba1e/ss_india-is-beefing-up-its.html
Resty Wyse
2018-04-07 16:24:48 UTC
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kick back commission to Pakistani members of parliament
Chinese credit for 15 years
I think China has a 99 year-lease on the port Gwadar in Pakistan!!!!
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India is beefing up its military as tensions rise with China and Pakistan — and now it wants to buy more than 100 fighter jets
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/cd7777a5-b1c2-36f2-8732-ca168d8cba1e/ss_india-is-beefing-up-its.html
w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-07 10:24:25 UTC
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Sacrilege for Business Insider and its writer Christopher Woody to say "India is beefing up". Hindus can't take beef.

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2018-04-07 16:22:00 UTC
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Sacrilege for Business Insider and its writer Christopher Woody to say "India is beefing up". Hindus can't take beef.
Wakalukong
India is chickening up???

Is this better???

This has the opposite meaning!!!!
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2018-04-07 17:10:42 UTC
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Sacrilege for Business Insider and its writer Christopher Woody to say "India is beefing up". Hindus can't take beef.
Wakalukong
India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, when it commes to you, it must always be pigging.

Newspaper report on Yale Guen Mar's close encounters with pigs in 2009 and in 2013.

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[Yale Guen Mar gave STD to at least 4 pigs by finger-fucking them in the anus]

AFP
December 4, 2009

MERCED - Authorities said a man who was caught finger-fucking show hogs in the asshole will have his case presented to the Merced County Grand Jury next month. Yale Guen Mar, 71, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2009 after police set up surveillance cameras near a Hmong-owned hog farm in Merced County.

Merced Police Chief Yuhua Luo said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a STD anal infection.

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[At his 75th birthday, Merced resident Yale Guen Mar discovers his atrophied middle fingers infected with STDs contracted from pigs' colons - he might lose his middle fingers to amputation. That would leave him handicapped in pursuing his life long passion of finger-fucking pigs in their assholes]

AFP
February 1, 2013

Man's middle fingers contracted VD from STD infected pigs
Amputation may leave him with eight fingers

Yale Guen Mar, a resident of Merced, made unwanted medical history on his 75th birthday as doctors diagnosed his middle fingers to be ravaged by STD contracted from pigs,' colons.

Yale Guen Mar had been on probation as a sex offender since 2009 when he got outed as a serial pig molester. He had, then, confessed to the police that he had been finger-fucking pigs in their assholes since he was a little boy.

Yale Guen Mar's obsession with pigs' assholes predates his arrival to USA in 1949 as a 11-year old boy when the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) captured power in mainland China. He had been finger-fucking pigs' in their assholes even as a preteen in mainland China.

Yale Guen Mar confessed in an interview that even today he feels a certain excitement every time he visits hog farms in around around Merced county like the Loin Eye pig farm and the Mai keri Her pig farm.

But his 75th birthday today finds him with a fly in the ointment - his days of excitement might be coming to an end. Doctors have just diagnosed that Yale Guen mar's atrophied middle fingers are from STDs. Yale Guen Mar's middle fingers got infected through years of intimate close encounters with colons of pigs.

Doctors have opined that Yale Guen mar should have his middle fingers amputated to prevent the spread of the disease that might ultimately affect his brain. Already there are obvious signs that the STDs on his middle fingers may have already taken a toll on his neural network.

As we ge to press, Yale Guen Mar is seeking a second and a third opinion on what to do with his infected middle fingers. While their amputation might stop the spread of infection, the loss of the middle fingers will be virtually akin to castration for the 75-year old Yale Guen Mar who has been a serial pig molester all his life.

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w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-08 02:58:59 UTC
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Cbickening up! Hahaha.

Wakalukong
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2018-04-08 05:36:21 UTC
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India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, you have run into problems while pigging up, haven't you?

Yale Guen Mar, are you still having an affair with the 265 lb pig in Mai Keri Her hog farm that you had molested in 2009? Stories of that affair are indeed hilarious. Here's one that Reuters picked up.

Here is a very comical story (sad as it was for the molested pig) from a get-together between Yale Guen Mar and a 265 lb pig in the Mai Keri Her hog farm in Merced, CA:

The story was truly amusing. The newspaper report had even the officers giggling in amusement.

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[Yale Guen Mar of Merced created quite a commotion in a Hmong family-owned pig farm in the area when his attempt to surreptitiously finger-fuck a pig in its asshole caused it to fart and trip the alarm for gas leaks]

Reuters
26 November 2009

Pig farts spark Merced gas scare in a Hmong family-owned pig farm


MERCED: A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency at a Hmong family-owned pig farm in Merced, California on Thursday when owner Mai Keri Her and customers alike mistook the odors for a leaking gas pipe.

Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to the Merced pig farm owned by Mai Keri Her after reports of a gas leak, said a spokesman for the Merced Fire Service.


"When we got there, as we drove through the gates, there was this huge pig, weighing about 265-pound. Yale Guen Mar, a resident of the locality from 3851 Twilight Avenue was trying to finger-fuck the pig in its asshole and inadvertently caused it to fart repeatedly. It was very obvious where the gas was coming from," said fire Captain May Fung who happens to be an ex significant other of Yale Guen Mar though they haven't been sweet to each other since the 1980s.


"We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."


Captain May Fung said that Yale Guen Mar, her ex beau, who was found finger-fucking the the pig's asshole, was"a little bit embarrassed to say the least," and it took fire crews a little while to compose themselves.


"It was fairly obvious what it was. I think we dealt with it fairly professionally and had a bit of a giggle when we got back to the station," Captain May Fung declared in a press release..


But customers at the pig farm and its Hmong owners were not so amused. They felt that Yale Guen Mar had brought disrepute upon the pig farm. "Which customer would willingly have the bacon of a pig finger-fucked by Yale Guen Mar?,' they said in unison. They strongly felt that Yale Guen Mar should be arrested and tried for bestiality. But, then, the wheels of justice are known to move rather slowly, if at all, when the victim is a mere pig, complained Mai Keri Her, the owner of the pig farm.


The pig farm's owner, as a last resort, will lodge a complaint with the SPCA against Yale Guen Mar for committing an unnatural sex crime.


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w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-08 06:30:15 UTC
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Looks like Saudi Arabia is pigging up its military to fight Iran.

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2018-04-08 06:35:26 UTC
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India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, you have run into problems while dogging up, haven't you?

Even the dogs of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA are losing their patience with you, Ylae Guen Mar (posting under the fake name of Resty Wyse):


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AFP
February 1, 2013

Merced Resident's Eureka Moment on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA

An old man was found running naked on Twilight Avenue trying to escape a dog barking furiously at him.

Police reports that the old man was shitting in the taro patch of a Hmong resident. Apparently the old man was under the impression that he was doing his Hmong neighbor a favor by fertilizing the taro patch with his shit.

But the dog in the Hmong household thought otherwise. He started barking furiously at the old man defecating in the taro patch. When the old man didn't budge, the dog charged at the shitting man squatting on the taro pitch engrossed in defecating.

When the man saw the dog charging at him, he must have decided that the dog's bite was going to be worse than its bark.

It was at this point that the old man had his eureka moment. He jumped up and started running toward 3851 Twilight Avenue with a piece of shit still dangling from his asshole.

The commotion caused a member of the Hmong household to rush out. He didn't want the dog to bite the old man in case the dog caught rabies from the fleeing disheveled man who certainly looked as if he was a carrier of rabies.

In the meantime, another Hmong neighbor had called 911. By the time the police arrived, the old man with shit dangling from his asshole had managed to disappear from the scene.

The police is investigating. It doesn't think that the man was armed with anything other than the piece of shit dangling from his asshole. Nevertheless, people in the neighborhood have been advised not to attempt a citizen's arrest if they encounter the man. They are warned to consider the man to be insane and dangerous and to report any sighting to the police immediately.


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w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-08 08:23:05 UTC
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Or do the Saudis want to be sheepish about it?

Wakalukong
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2018-04-08 14:21:05 UTC
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India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, you have run into problems while skunking up, haven't you?

You have to deal with three main pollutions - noise, stink and hydrogen sulphide. The pollutions have a common source - Yale Guen Mar's blasted asshole.

Yale Guen Mar, are you taking care of your asshole which you have been using to launch stink bombs in Merced, CA?

Yale Guen Mar, your farting is very very foul. Too much pollution - noise as well as chemical.

But it is nice that you are planning to take care of the noise pollution by installing a muffler inside your asshole. Why don't you take care of the chemical pollution by installing a catalytic converter as well?

Yale Guen Mar was spotted by his message carrying cousin (from Santa Clara) near McNamara Park in Merced, CA - he was on his way to a local AAMCO shop to see if he could get a silencer fitted in his asshole. She promptly relayed the message to her other cousins in the USA.

Yale Guen Mar is hoping to add stealth to the arsenal of stink bombs that he launches from his asshole inside local grocery stores like Merced Community Food Market, Yue Cheng Market and Rancho San Miguel Super Market. He feels that muffling the sound of his farts is a necessity to protect himself from the wrath of outraged grocers like Ms. Lee, Mr. Miao and and Mr. Lopez.

Yale Guen Mar has been sneaking into taro patches of his Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA to fertilize them with his shit.

More tellingly, he has been fumigating the local grocery stores around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.

Such unilateral actions have consequences.

Yale Guen Mar, if you behave like a normal person, your neighbors wouldn't be against you as a neighbor.

You have been chased by the dogs of your Hmong neighbors ever since you moved into the neighborhood in March of 2009.

Ms. Lee of the Merced Community Food Market was so enraged with your behavior that you got sodomized with an opo squash.

Mr. Miao of the Yue Cheng Market got a restraining order against you and threatened to sodomize you with a bitter melon which is certain to leave a bitter taste in your asshole.

Mr. Lopez too won't be left behind if you continue with your outrageous behavior inside Rancho San Miguel Super Market. Yale Guen Mar, you risk getting sodomized with a burrito or a tamale laced with the hottest of jalapenos and habaneros. And that will leave you with a hot and painful asshole.

BTW, Yale Guen Mar, when you shop for a muffler for your asshole, don't forget to shop for a catalytic converter as well to clean up the pollution from hydrogen sulphide in your incessant farting.
w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-08 15:03:24 UTC
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Maybe the North Koreans will kimchi up their nuclear development?

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2018-04-08 16:58:27 UTC
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India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, you have run into problems while assholing up (and down) in the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA, haven't you?
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2018-04-09 02:23:49 UTC
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Will the Japanese find all this display of raw power very sushimi?

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2018-04-09 05:19:34 UTC
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India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, must you always be worming your way through orifices where the sun never shines?
w***@yahoo.com.sg
2018-04-09 05:25:15 UTC
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Mexico may jalepeno up its military.

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2018-04-09 05:46:00 UTC
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Does the Italians give a pizza about their military?

Wakalukong

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2018-04-09 05:32:03 UTC
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Sacrilege for Business Insider and its writer Christopher Woody to say "India is beefing up". Hindus can't take beef.
Wakalukong
India is chickening up???
Is this better???
This has the opposite meaning!!!!
Yale Guen Mar, how have you been bringing home the bacon? Haven't yuou been fingering up the anal orifice of pigs in hog farms belonging to your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA?
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