Post by rst9 Post by Demosthenes Post by rst9 Post by Demosthenes
I go on Youtube and I learn computer stuff. I am a computer programmer,
and Microsoft is always coming out with new stuff. So I have to train
and get certified on the new technologies.
Learn from Youtube? Certified?
This must be the Brave New World!!!!
I used to learn by doing the work itself!!!
Huh-Ha!! So this is the way it works!!!
Why don't you volunteer for the Boys' and Girls' Club. Teach some fifth
graders how to do arithmetic. Teach them good Chinese work ethic.
After my retirement, I used to do volunteer work at a nearby church.
Yes, math and physics until I moved to the Central Valley. I love it here, no traffics, no parking meters, quite a bit fewer crimes. You can leave your front door unlock and your garage door open all night and nothing happens. Most of all, Chinese vegetables are plentiful and cheaper than the Bay Area. The air is clean with a slight flow of wind... I don't miss the Bay Area at all!!!
After retirement? Did you ever have a decent job in your life? You were retired from day 1.
And math was never your forte. Remember how your daughter had to give up after trying valiantly in middle school to teach you the difference between rational and irrational numbers.
Now you live on welfare checks that you supplement with 50 cents per post from the CCP dictatorship in Beijing.
You abuse USA and praise the CCP dictatorship at every opportunity. That is because you know that USA respects your freedom of speech.
Yale Guen Mar, if you lived under Beijing's bandit regime and had proceeded to castigate the CCP dictatorship 24/7 on the internet, you would have been shipped out for "reeducation" in no time. Yale Guen Mar, that is why you are not moving out to CCP-land where any deviation of his newsgroup posts from the official CCP-line will right away lead to your re-education through labor ( 勞動教養 ).
75-year old Yale Guen Mar will do himself a big favor if he enrolls himself in some adult education school. Otherwise patriotically challenged Yale Guen Mar will continue to make a spectacle of himself by revealing his appalling ignorance in everything from history to English. And if Yale Guen Mar can't get himself to do that, he should stop bilking USA and go back to where his heart really resides, namely, the village of his birth in China under CCP-dictatorship. That would be the honest thing to do.
Of course, it is another matter that his live-in-nurse-cum-maid Meichi Thai will refuse to follow Yale Guen Mar to CCP-land where any deviation of his newsgroup posts from the official CCP-line will right away lead him to re-education through labor ( 勞動教養 ).
Yale Guen Mar well knows which side of the bread is buttered. For all his rantings about "evil USA" and "virtuous CCP- dictatorship in China", he has stayed put in USA. That's the reason that he doesn't go back to the land of his heart and birth. He continues to live in USA even as he insists, like a Quisling, on being a running dog of CCP imperialism working 24/7 on the internet to earn his bone of 50 cents/page from the CCP regime.
The 50 Cent Party are Internet commentators (网络评论员, 網絡評論員, wǎnglù pínglùn yuán) hired by the government of the People's Republic of China (both local and central) or the Communist Party to post comments favorable towards party policies in an attempt to shape and sway public opinion on various Internet message boards. The commentators are said to be paid for every post that either steers a discussion away from anti-party or sensitive content on domestic websites, bulletin board systems, and chatrooms, or that advances the Communist party line.
Yale Guen Mar, you should demand more than 50 cents from Uncle Chang for this post.
Yale Guen Mar, you have no clue about why your "son" is so embarrassed about your posts, do you? Your "son" is so embarrassed that he will gladly reimburse you the 50 cents per post you'll lose if you keep off the newsgroup.
Yale Guen Mar has always been a dysfunctional member of the Mar family. As a child, he was intensely jealous of his cousin Homer Yale Mar and used to pick fights with him needlessly. Yale Guen Mar and cousin Homer used to fight like cats and dogs.
Needless to say, it was imprudent of Yale Guen Mar to pick fights with his cousin Homer Yale Mar who was 3 years older. Time and again, Yale Guen Mar used to rush crying to mother, Kim Hi Wong, and to aunt Susan Suey Oy Wong after getting thrashed by cousin Homer.
It is instructive to note that cousin Homer went on to retire as a Colonel in the US Army while Yale Guen Mar got a dishonorable discharge from the Army as a private.
Cousin Homer Yale Mar thanks his star that he does not live anywhere in the vicinity of Yale Guen Mar who, even as a 11-yar old, would day dream for hours about pigs in his native village in mainland china and in California where he had been shipped off by his step mother.
Homer Yale Mar was a no nonsense boy who had initially though that Yale Guen Mar might make a good playmate. But he was soon disillusioned. Even in 1949, Yale Guen Mar would throw fits whenever he failed to get his way.
Worse still, Yale Guen Mar just couldn't get over his pain of parting with his favorite pigs in mainland China in 1949. Yale Guen Mar wasn't old enough to ejaculate. But he still spent hours yanking his little dick while dreaming about pigs he had left behind in mainland China.
Today, Yale Guen Mar can't abuse USA enough. But in 1949, he was trying very hard to be an American. He hadn't been circumcised in China. But fortunately his prepuce was quite short making it look like he had actually been circumcised. Yale Guen Mar , as a 11-year old FOB, would deliberately expose himself to prove his claim that he had been circumcised like all his peers in his new country. In fact, Yale Guen Mar would even mark up his penis with marker pens to simulate his "circumcision scar".