Post by Resty Wyse
China villagers launch Dutch court bid to retrieve mummy
Yale Guen Mar, it is time for you to retrieve mommy Kim Hi Wong.
Yale Guen Mar, don't be an ingrate. Your plight is your own doing. Tony Chee Mar always did his best to bring you up the right way. It is the height of ingratitude to badmouth Tony Chee Mar for your own failings.
Kim Hi Wong was a typical Chinese mother. There is nothing wrong in being typical a Chinese mother.
Donald, Ellen and Eugene grew up to be accomplished, honest upright citizens because they had Kim Hi Wong as their mother
So did Homer, Gini, Lawrence, Homer and Clarence because they had Susan Suey Oy Wong as their mother.
You are the only black sheep in the family.
KIm Hi Wong always worried about you. That is why she spanked you all the time to keep you in the straight and narrow. No wonder your buttocks were sore all the time when you were growing up.
But Kim Hi Wong's efforts to redeem you never succeeded . She could drag a mule like you to the well, but she couldn't make you drink from the well.
Yale Guen Mar, try to make a new beginning. Try hard to get over your grudge against your mommy TKim Hi Wong and against USA. Don't be an ingrate.
Yale Guen Mar, it is unbefitting of you to bad mouth Uncle Sam.
Haven't you been surviving on welfare checks from Uncle Sam for the better part of your life? When was the last time you were gainfully employed, if ever?
Yale Guen Mar, won't it be far more fruitful for you to analyze why you get fired from your menial jobs consistently and repeatedly?
Yale Guen Mar, you most certainly didn't get fired from all your menial jobs because you were a star performer.
* Double Happiness restaurant in Arizona fired you.
* Junction City Cafe in Kansas fired you.
* The US Army gave you a dishonorable discharge.
* Dynalectron cafeteria in California fired you.
* Gene-Gee restaurant in California fired you.
Yale Guen Mar, repent. Think of all the good advice that Kim Hi Wong had given you. Try to follow those advice and you'll be a better person.
Yale Guen Mar, are you ready for the Hungry Ghost Festival? Donald, Ellen and Eugene are. So are Brenton, Luca and Valentina. Even May Fung, Roberto and Silvia are planning for it.
Yale Guen Mar, get ready for the Hungry Ghost Festival on Tuesday, September 5, 2017.
Everyone else is. Eugene, Ellen and Donald are throwing a joint party in Tucson, AZ for ghosts of Kim Hi Wong Tony Chee Mar as they do every year.
Brenton, Luca and Valentina are doing the same in Boston.
The family in Boston will be joined by May Fung from Quincy and Dr. Roberto Buonamici from Tuscany.
Yale Guen Mar, do something nice for the ghosts who would like nothing better than to drink your wine, eat your food and smell your incense.
Yalke Guen Mar, if you fail in your filial duties, then ... well ... , you'll reap as you sow.