Post by Resty Wyse
New polemics between China, Australia over aid
Beijing and Canberra have shown no wish for reconciliation as mutual animosity is renewed with fresh accusations
The islands of poop that Yale Guen Mar leaves in the taro patches of his Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA do need cleaning.
Even the dogs of Yale Guen Mar's Hmong neighbors detest Yale Guen Mar for turing the taro patches into a giant latrine.
Yale Guen Mar (who posts under the fake name of Resty Wyse), your constant shitting and farting in public places has made life hell for your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, you should stop tormenting the local grocers regardless of whether they are Orientals or Hispanics.
Merced was seriously handicapped - its citizens felt helpless as Yale Guen Mar carried out a one-man campaign against its grocery stores like:
* Merced Community Food Market
* Yue Cheng Market
* Rancho San Miguel Super Market
Yale Guen Mar, you have been taking a fart in public places to voice your contempt for your neighbors,
Yale Guen Mar, you want PRC to "shock and awe" the world in competition with USA?
And you, yourself, have been into the "shock and awe" business - you have been ruthlessly farting inside local grocery stores.
Not surprisingly, you got assaulted with an opo squash by Ms. Lee outraged by your incessant farting inside Merced Community Food Market.
Mr. Miao has got a restraining order banning you from within 200 yards of Yue Cheng Market. If you ignore the restraining order you'll not only be in contempt of court, but Mr. Miao might sodomize you with a bitter melon that will leave a bitter taste inside your blasted asshole.
And you must show greater respect for Mr. Lopez as well. If he catches you farting inside Rancho San Miguel Supermarket, he might very well sodomize you with a burrito or a tamale laced with the hottest of habaneros and jalapenos.
Yale Guen Mar, why don't you stop shitting in the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors? Haven't you been chased by the dogs of your Hmong neighbors often enough?
Yale Guen Mar, don't forget that your Hmong neighbors and even their dogs dislike you sneaking into your neighbors' taro patches to shit.
Yale Guen Mar, you have turned your dysfunctional sphincter muscle into a weapon of harassing your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, you have formed a one-man squad to destroy the environment for your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar's poor hygiene and lack of civic sense are major problems in the neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar has taken to shitting in the taro patches of his Hmong neighbors. Even the dogs in the neighborhood detest Yale Guen Mar.
Yale Guen Mar, your anger toward dogs has to be from the fact that you have been chased away by barking dogs from taro patches of your Hmong neighbors.
Yale Guen Mar, the dogs wouldn't have been chasing you away if you hadn't tried to defecate on the taro patches.
February 1, 2013
Merced Resident's Eureka Moment on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA
An old man was found running naked on Twilight Avenue trying to escape a dog barking furiously at him.
Police reports that the old man was shitting in the taro patch of a Hmong resident. Apparently the old man was under the impression that he was doing his Hmong neighbor a favor by fertilizing the taro patch with his shit.
But the dog in the Hmong household thought otherwise. He started barking furiously at the old man defecating in the taro patch. When the old man didn't budge, the dog charged at the shitting man squatting on the taro pitch engrossed in defecating.
When the man saw the dog charging at him, he must have decided that the dog's bite was going to be worse than its bark.
It was at this point that the old man had his eureka moment. He jumped up and started running toward 3851 Twilight Avenue with a piece of shit still dangling from his asshole.
The commotion caused a member of the Hmong household to rush out. He didn't want the dog to bite the old man in case the dog caught rabies from the fleeing disheveled man who certainly looked as if he was a carrier of rabies.
In the meantime, another Hmong neighbor had called 911. By the time the police arrived, the old man with shit dangling from his asshole had managed to disappear from the scene.
The police is investigating. It doesn't think that the man was armed with anything other than the piece of shit dangling from his asshole. Nevertheless, people in the neighborhood have been advised not to attempt a citizen's arrest if they encounter the man. They are warned to consider the man to be insane and dangerous and to report any sighting to the police immediately.
Post by Resty Wyse