Post by Resty Wyse
Thailand approves US$5.1 billion high speed rail project supplied by China
Yale Guen Mar, take note.
Yale Guen Mar, your neighbor Rolida Lee has taken the initiative to raise funds for your treatment with alternative medicine under Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia. Rolida Lee and your Hmong neighbors have raised enough money to send you to Cambodia for treatment.
Of course, there is a catch. You'll have to give an undertaking that you will not ever return to Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Accept the generous help of your Hmong neighbors and rush to Dr. Long Dong for treatment. You can't afford to procrastinate because if the STDs from your middle fingers metastasize into your brain, you will be dead meat.
Yale Guen Mar, thank Rolida Lee and your other Hmong neighbors for their magnificient gesture. Accept their gift and rush to Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia for treatment of your bipolar disorder and of your middle fingers ravaged by galloping STDs.