Post by Resty Wyse
Why Is the US Selling Billions of Dollars of Missiles to Romania?
Yale Guen Mar, your caregiver Meichi Thai has been buying corks in bulk. She has decided that diapers are not enough for you because you shit excessively even as you resist changing into fresh diapers.
The corks are Meichi Thai's attempts to keep the neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue free of stinky drips from your leaky diapers.
The corks that Meichi Thai uses on your asshole help to keep the neighborhood safer from your droopings.
The missiles that Romania buy will keep the neighborhood safer.