Yale Guen Mar, your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA have more clout that you imagine. It speaks more about their generous nature than about their clout that they have tolerated you this long in the neighborhood.
But now it is time for you, Yale Guen Mar, to think of relocating yourself.
Yale Guen Mar, you need to relocate from Merced, CA before you get lynched by your enraged Hmong neighbors around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, I don't think it would be a good idea for you to relocate to Duncanville, TX to escape the wrath of your Hmong neighbors and their dogs in Merced, CA. You'll soon become as much of a menace in Duncanville, TX as you are in Merced, CA.
But you should definitely visit Duncanville, TX once before you kick the bucket to ask Col. Homer Yale Mar for forgiveness. Homer is a noble soul. He'll forgive you if you show enough contrition.
China's future Mars simulation base in Qinghai
Yale Guen Mar, think of relocating to Qinghai in PRC if you can't reach for Europa.
It will be a big relief for your Hmong neighbors around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
It will be a big relief for the neighborhood dogs and pigs as well.
But I do think Europa, rather than Qinghai, as Yale Guen Mar's future home will bring the neighborhood in Merced, CA a lot more relief.
Yale Guen Mar, you had expressed an interest in cohabiting with fishes in Europa.
Yale Guen Mar, will you survive a move to Europa (with or without your favorite pig) ?
Regardless, it will do the planet earth a lot of good to send you hurtling to Europa with a solid kick on your stupid asshole.
Yale Guen Mar, have you considered Kansas to move to if you can't make it to Europa or Qinghai?
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Yale Guen Mar, don't curse Kansas.
Kansas could have moulded you into a useful citizen if you had given Kansas a chance.
Yale Guen Mar, your Hmong neighbors in Merced, CA (and even their dogs) hate you. Why don't you relocate to Kansas if you can't make it to Europa?
Kansas has played a role in your life - it can still do.
As a teenager, it is in Kansas that you had worked one summer at the Junction City Cafe for your uncle Ben Shee Mar. But unfortunately things dodn't work out. Ben Shee gave up on his plan to send you tto college at Kansas State University in Manhattan, KS. You were sent back to Arizona.
Yale Guen Mar, your experience in Kansas in 2010 when you were 72 was very brief but very very dramatic.
Yale Guen Mar, you were transported back from Kansas to Merced, CA in a cage. But that was dictated by necessity.
It wasn't official policy to keep you locked up in the cage in the nude. That was your own decision. You had an ample supply of diapers. Ypu decided to be in the nude inside the cage. To make matters worse, you didn't use the litter box that you had been provided. You continued to shit anywhere and every where inside the cage. It was a good thing that you were inside the cage. That limited the area you could shit on.
Here's the newspaper report on that fiasco:
February 1, 2010
Septuagenerian's poop in jet leads to forced landing
A US Airways flight had to make an emergency landing yesterday after a septuagenerian passenger, Yale Guen Mar, repeatedly defecated in the plane's aisles.
The Boston-bound flight had to make the unexpected stop in Kansas, Missouri, when the passenger, Yale Guen Mar, relieved himself not once, but three times on the flight that had set off from San Francisco.
It was decided an emergency landing was the only solution, when the cabin crew had run out of paper towels to clean up the mess and the smell from the Yale Guen Mar's faeces began to make passengers feel physically ill.
One passenger, Carlton, told the American news magazine Inside Edition that about an hour into the flight passengers started "smelling this terrible smell," which was caused by an old passenger in his seventies.
"The second time after the passenger, Yale Guen Mar, pooped they ran out of paper towels, they didn't have anything else. The pilot comes on the radio, 'Hey, we have a situation in the back, we're going to have to emergency land'."
The pilot then contacted Kansas City International Airport to arrange a window to land in and organize a cleaning team to be deployed on their arrival.
After the mess was cleared, passengers were able to re-board the flight and continue their journey to Boston. But the erring passenger, Yale Guen Mar, was put in a locked cage with a shit-pit and loaded into a freight train bound for Merced, CA which is Yale Guen Mar's home town.
Another passenger, Brenton, reported the event on her Twitter and was full of praise for the flight crew.
Brenton said: "Easy to crush airlines in these situations, but the flight crew was just great through the ordeal posed by the septuagenerian Yale Guen Mar's repeated defecations.
US Airways spokesman Victor Buonamicci called the episode a "rare and unfortunate situation". But he promised that the US Airways will make sure that the septuagenerian Yale Guen Mar never makes another flight in US Airways
Yale Guen Mar has been blacklisted by airlines for the fiasco in 2010.
Yale Guen Mar, even if Silivia were to relent, you still won't be able to fly to Boston. You burnt your bridges in 2010. You should have used better diapers during your aborted flight.