Yale Guen Mar, you have turned your dysfunctional sphincter muscle into a weapon of harassing your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, you have formed a one-man squad to destroy the environment for your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar's poor hygiene and lack of civic sense are major problems in the neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar has taken to shitting in the taro patches of his Hmong neighbors. Even the dogs in the neighborhood detest Yale Guen Mar.
Yale Guen Mar, your anger toward dogs has to be from the fact that you have been chased away by barking dogs from taro patches of your Hmong neighbors.
Yale Guen Mar, the dogs wouldn't have been chasing you away if you hadn't tried to defecate on the taro patches.
February 1, 2013
Merced Resident's Eureka Moment on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA
An old man was found running naked on Twilight Avenue trying to escape a dog barking furiously at him.
Police reports that the old man was shitting in the taro patch of a Hmong resident. Apparently the old man was under the impression that he was doing his Hmong neighbor a favor by fertilizing the taro patch with his shit.
But the dog in the Hmong household thought otherwise. He started barking furiously at the old man defecating in the taro patch. When the old man didn't budge, the dog charged at the shitting man squatting on the taro pitch engrossed in defecating.
When the man saw the dog charging at him, he must have decided that the dog's bite was going to be worse than its bark.
It was at this point that the old man had his eureka moment. He jumped up and started running toward 3851 Twilight Avenue with a piece of shit still dangling from his asshole.
The commotion caused a member of the Hmong household to rush out. He didn't want the dog to bite the old man in case the dog caught rabies from the fleeing disheveled man who certainly looked as if he was a carrier of rabies.
In the meantime, another Hmong neighbor had called 911. By the time the police arrived, the old man with shit dangling from his asshole had managed to disappear from the scene.
The police is investigating. It doesn't think that the man was armed with anything other than the piece of shit dangling from his asshole. Nevertheless, people in the neighborhood have been advised not to attempt a citizen's arrest if they encounter the man. They are warned to consider the man to be insane and dangerous and to report any sighting to the police immediately.
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After few months already, haven't seen Resty at here?.
Where is that asshole Resty?
Did he gone to Cambodia for his rest and recreation treatment by Dr. Dong?.
It would be a real big relief for everyone if Yale Guen Mar were to move to Cambodia for alternate medicine treatment under Dr. Long Dong.
Yale Guen Mar visits hog farms as often as he can. There he surreptitiously recharges himself by finger-fucking pigs in their asshole.
But Yale Guen Mar has paid a heavy price for the indulgence. Both his middle fingers are ravaged by STD. Yale Guen Mar's Merced doctor has advised amputation.
Yale Guen Mar is looking into alternative medicine by consulting his doctor Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia. The Cambodian doctor Dr. Long Dong wants Yale Guen Mar to come to Cambodia for treatment.
Good to remember the name. The wellness service is still available, and
business is doing well in
Cambodia. Come and service back your life..
Yale Guen Mar, take note.
Yale Guen Mar, your neighbor Rolida Lee has taken the initiative to raise funds for your treatment with alternative medicine under Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia. Rolida Lee and your Hmong neighbors have raised enough money to send you to Cambodia for treatment.
Of course, there is a catch. You'll have to give an undertaking that you will not ever return to Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Accept the generous help of your Hmong neighbors and rush to Dr. Long Dong for treatment. You can't afford to procrastinate because if the STDs from your middle fingers metastasize into your brain, you will be dead meat.
Yale Guen Mar, thank Rolida Lee and your other Hmong neighbors for their magnificient gesture. Accept their gift and rush to Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia.