Your sordid tale should be fodder for a book - write an autobiography detailing your shameful existence. Ask Mr. Lee (the Hmong neighbor on your left) for help to get it published.
Satish, your shameful existence has no bounds making up lie after lie...
Mr Lee was one of many thousands of boys soldiers of General Vang Pao
who followed General Vang Pao to America. He can barely read and write.
His children are American born, one girl graduated from Fresno State
University with a degree in nursing. His other children are always around
the house/front yard repairing/working on cars.
Yale Guen Mar, Mr. Lee's literacy level far exceeds yours. But don't depend on him to ghost write your autobiography. Try to write it yourself. That would be the honest thing to do.
Go to Mr. Lee only for help on publishing your tale of shame and infamy. Mr. Lee had been in the publishing industry for two dozen years. If you promise not to shit on his taro patch ever again, he might help you to get in touch with a publisher interested in your trash.
And if Mr. Lee (the Hmong neighbor on your left) can't help you himself, he is generous enough to request his son (who is still working in the publishing business) to help you out.
And, BTW, Luca is still amazed that you can't get potty trained when he has. Is it any wonder that Valentina and Luca start giggling at the very mention of your accursed name.
Mr. Lee and his children are excellent citizens of America, unlike you, a liar, an illgel alien who bought his H1-B visa only to work as a janitor. To supplement your income, you gotta take in an old lady, and be a care-taker to her.
To hide from ICE, you are living under another person's name as that person had given up on life in America and returned to India and gave you his green card, and his job as a janitor. You can't even leave Overland Park, Kansas, as it has become your self-imposed prison.
Yale Guen Mar, talk to Mr. Lee, your Hmong neighbor on your left. Yes, he is a decent person. He had been in the publishing business for more than two dozen years. Perhaps he'll help you to get the story of your shameful life published.
Mr. Lee had been in the publishing business for over two decades. I am sure he is capable of lending a helping hand to Yale Guen Mar if the latter wants to publish an account of his wasted life.
But, of course, Mr. Lee might demand a price for helping Yale Guen Mar with the writing and publication of the autobiography.
Firstly, Yale Guen Mar will have to stop shitting in Mr. Lee's taro patch.
Secondly, Yale Guen Mar should seriously consider accepting the offer of all his Hmong neighbors for financing his trip to Cambodia for alternate medical treatment of his STD-scarred middle fingers.
Most importantly, Yale Guen Mar should promise never to come back to Merced, CA or even to USA for that matter from Cambodia.
Valentina and her brother Luca are lucky to have May Fung and the Buonamicis around.
Yale Guen Mar, you can blame no one but yourself if the Buonamicis are determined to shield Valentina and her brother Luca from the one that exposed himself on skype under the ruse of give potty training to Valentina.
And now, Yale Guen Mar, skype contacts with Valentina and her brother Luca are off limits for you without adult supervision. And very rightly so,
Yale Guen Mar, when Valentina's brother Luca was born recently, you were told that you cannot come to Boston because all flights in America have been canceled because of unseasonal snow storms in the month of May !!
Yuhua Luo hasn't helped matters by bringing to the attention of the Buonamicis your shenanigans with Judah.
May Fung, in the mean time, enjoys ready access to Valentina and her brother and unlimited quality time with them.
And so does Dr. Roberto Buonamici.
Yale Guen Mar, can't you be a responsible adult like May Fung and Roberto Buonamici?
Is it any wonder that Roberto Buonamici goes nuclear at the very mention of your name. He has threatened to sodomize you with a nuclear fuel rod.
Carlton left his two dogs with Yale Guen Mar in Merced as he and family had a great Thanksgiving feast in Fremont. Yuhua Luo joined Carlton at the Tahnksgiving feast and so did Carlton's biological father from China.
Yale Guen Mar, aren'y you glad your 11 lb turkey found a taker (nay, two takers) this year. You won'y have to eat it through 2015. But it is a pity that the two dogs refused to share the turkey with you.
In the meantime in Boston, Brenton too had a grand Thanksgiving feast at his home. May Fung and Roberto Buonamici joined Brenton and his family.
BTW, Yale Guen Mar, behave decently in the presence of Luca. Don't even dream of doing a Judah on him. Silvia will not stand for it. You will be consigned to the dog house for the rest of your miserable life.
And, yes, Luca will soon get toilet trained. But don't jump the gun in potty training him. Remember how Silvia was appalled that you had exposed yourself to Valentina on skype under the pretext of giving her potty training?
Act like a decent man for a change. Or else, you'll no more enjoy privileges of skyping with Luca and Valentina.
Yale Guen Mar (posting under the fake name of Resty Wyse), you continue to betray the one person you see the most - your caregiver Meichi Thai.
Yale Guen Mar, if Meichi Thai finds out how you badmouth her behind her back, you'll have to say good bye to a clean butt. She'll refuse to wipe your butt or put a clean diaper on you.