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Yale Guen Mr, make red packets of money for your message carrier cousin in Santa Clara and for the three restaurant owners in Safford, AZ. You'll gain back much more when they help you out.
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2018-03-11 15:54:20 UTC
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Yale Guen Mar, think of the following:

(a) the message carrier cousin in Santa Clara

(b) the owners of the three Chinese restaurants
on W Thatcher Blvd in Safford, AZ in Graham County

Start preparing red packets of money for the four and ask them for favors - you'll gain back much more when they help you out.

But do put a stop to your newsgroup posts that earn you 50cents in payment from the CCP regime in PRC.

Your traitorous actions are not worth the 50 cents that you receive in return.

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Please predict the date of your impending death?
Probably in 2023.
How may will attend your funeral?
None!!! I don't want anyone at my funeral.
As a matter of fact, I want no funeral.
How will your body be disposed off?
Sky burial, Tibetan way. Let the vultures eat it.
Don;t let anything go to waste.
Yale Guen Mar, even vultures have self-respect.

No self-respecting vulture will deign to eat your disease-ful body.

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I will go nowhere, Satish. Yuhua has select a gravesite for me already.
I'll let you on to a secret. The gravesite, you think is for you, is not really for you. Yuhua and Carlton are sick and tired of listening to your desire for a sky burial.

Yuhua and Carlton have decided that theoir first choice for the grave site is Carlton's biological father from China, He visits Fremont, CA every year It would be fitting if he rests in peace in that gravesite chosen by his beloved Yuhua.

In case that is not possible both Carlton and Yuhua have decided to bury Kimi and Subi there when the time comes.

So, Yale Guen Mar, short of a Tibetan sky burial, you are destined to rest in peace in Safford, AZ.

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My father went to see a fortune teller in 1949 in Hong Kong.
1: Get a second wife when he's 45 years old.
2: He will die at age 65.
You don't need a fortune teller to make these kind of truth to any man.
1: His wife will be having her menopause. Get a young woman for sex.
2: In 1949, the life-span of Chinese male was about 65 years old.
Yale Guen Mar, you haven't told us the whole story. You were a mere 11 years in Hong Kong when the fortune-teller told you that you would soon live in a small desert town in Arizona where temperatures were like 120 degrees. You had laughed it of. But it wasn't long before you crossed the South China Sea, an, in fact, the Pacific Ocean to do just that.

The fortune-teller had also said that you'll be buried under earth (no sky burial) in a desert town in Arizna to be baked at 120 degrees till eternity. That too is likely to come true.

You'll soon be moving to Safford, AZ because you have become personna non grata with your Hmong neighbors in Merced, CA.

Your message carrier cousin in Santa Clara will then take you to Safford, AZ and introduce you to her friends on W Thatcher Blvd. They will sponsor you stay at a local pig sty.

You'll die there and be buried for eternity in Safford, AZ where it had all started.

The fortune-teller couldn't have been more right.

BTW, what have you done with the $30,000 and the minivan that Yuhua gave you to get rid of you from her life? Have you already frittered away all that money? Have you sold the minivan as well?
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2018-03-12 16:01:59 UTC
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I haven't seen her for a long long time.
She's older than me.
She may have died.
One time while visiting her, I asked where her husband is.
She said he died. Within 2 years of her husband's dieth, her husband's younger brother died, hwe husband's younger sister died along her sister's husband.
Yale Guen Mar, shed your false pride. Get help from your message carrier cousin in Santa Clara. She wants to help you out and has been in touch with three restaurant owners on W Thatcher Blvd. in Safford, AZ.

They are willing to finance your board and lodging at a pig sty owned by one of the restaurant owners.

Settling down in Safford, AZ will make it easy for you to visit the graves of your parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong whenever you wish to. Hopefully that will be often.

The year of the dog has been upon us, Yale Guen Mar. Time for a new beginning for your wretched life. Do make a resolution that you shall be visiting Tony Chee Mar's grave from now on. He is buried in East Palm Cemetery (Lot 49) in Phoenix, Arizona.

Your best option is to take a train ride to Tucson, AZ.

Take a train from Merced, CA to Tucson, AZ. Be at the grave of your parents Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar. It is in East Palm Cemetery (look for Lot 49).

Here's the address and phone number:

East Palm Cemetery

5801 East Grant Road #C
Tucson, AZ 85712

(520) 886-5561

Also, try to get along with Ellen, Donald and Eugene.

Yale Guen Mar, you still have not been able to forgive Ellen, Donald and Eugene because they got rid of your gun collection and the album of photos of your favorite pigs from your room in your parents' house on 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ.

Yale Guen Mar, 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ should have been like your home. Instead you chose to make it a storage place for your contrabands.

Your siblings had to intervene not just to save your parents from you but even to save you from yourself.

Get over all your grudges. Get ready for the Quingming Festival.

Sweep the graves. Polish the headstones. Offer play money, flowers and the choicest mai tai. Burn incense.

Most of all, pledge to come back to the grave at the next Quingming Festival to do the same.

In fact, try to relocate to Safford, AZ to be better able to perform your filial duties.
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2018-04-04 08:43:08 UTC
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Funeral rites for an elderly person follow the prescribed form and convey relevant respect: rites befitting the person's status, age etc. are performed even if this means the family of the deceased must go into debt to pay for them.

Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suye Oy Wong were fortunate to be honored at their burial by their children and grandchildren. They lie buried side by side in Duncanville, Texas.

Nephew Yale Guen Mar was not welcome at the funerals by the Mar clan, and for understandable reasons.

But then Yale Guen Mar wasn't welcome at the funerals of his parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong either. No one wanted him at the funerals.

At Qingming Festival every year, Homer Yale Mar and his siblings Virginia, Lawrence and Clarence pay respect to their parents Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suey Oy Wong, and all relatives and ancestors who have passed away. They spend time tidying up the graves and tombstones of Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suey Oy Wong. They offer food, flowers and paper money to their ancestors.

In stark contrast, Yale Guen Mar spends time sulking about times when he got spanked by his father Tony Chee Mar and mother Kim Hi Wong for misbehavior.

Yale Guen Mar, be at the tombs of Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong in Tucson, AZ this Tuesday (April 4) for Quingming Festival. Join siblings Donald, Ellen and Eugene at the tombs. Brenton. Luca, Valentina, and even Silvia and May Fung will be there to honor your ancestors.

Yale Guen Mar, you were not there at the funeral of your "dad" Tony Chee Mar and of your mom, Kim Hi Wong.

To your eternal shame, you have never visited the tombs of your parents.

Now is the time to make amends. Buy a railway ticket from Merced, CA to Tucson, AZ. There is a direct train service between the two towns. It will cost you less than $70.00

https://www.goticket.io/train/tucson,az/merced,ca/

The Quingming Festival is on April 5. Be at East Palm Cemetery in Tucson, AZ. Your parents are resting in peace at Lot 49 of the cemetery.

Here's the address and phone number:

East Palm Cemetery

5801 East Grant Road #C
Tucson, AZ 85712

(520) 886-5561

Yale Guen Mar, if you are there on Quingming Day you will get to meet your relatives who gather there every year for tomb sweeping at the Quingming Festival.

Your siblings Donald, Ellen and Eugene meet at Lot 49 every year. This year they will be joined by Brenton, Luca and Valentina. Even Silvia and May Fung will fly down from Boston to honor the family patriarch Tony Chee Mar and the family matriarch Kim Hi Wong.

Join them to tidy up the tombs. Cleaning the tomb and paying respect to the dead person with offerings are the two important parts of remembering the past relatives. Take out the weeds and add fresh soil to show your respect for your ancestors.

Offer food, wine (favorite wine for both Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong was Mai Tai) and paper money to them.

Kowtow before the tombs as a show of respect.

Yale Guen Mar, wear willow branches over your head and ride swings with Luca and Valentina.

And, after that, fly kites and go for hiking with siblings Donald, Ellen and Eugene and with Brenton, Silvia, Luca and Valentina.

But, Yale Guen Mar, don't forget to take your boxes of diapers and wipes with you. Change into a fresh diaper every so often to make sure that your shit doesn't drip while you are inside East Palm Cemetery in general, and at Lot 49 in particular.

Yale Guen Mar, if you play your cards right, all might be forgiven. Eugene might yet accept you as a friend on Facebook.
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2018-04-05 04:10:20 UTC
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Yale Guen Mar, the Quing Ming Festival is upon you (Thursday, April 5, 208). Are you ready for the experience?

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/2k0A7vXqlkY
On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 9:17:36 AM UTC-7, Resty Wyse wrote:>
They are worse than me.
The headstone had a problem since the very beginning.
They wouldn't even get the stone cutter to correct it.
Yale Guen Mar, the problem is with your own head, not with the headstones at the graves.

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let the dead be the dead.
Be happy.
Yale Guen Mar, if you are alive, then act alive.

For once in your lifetime, go and visit the graves of your parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong.

Kowtow in front of their graves at East Palm Cemetery (Lot 49) in Tucson, AZ.

You'll get to meet many of your relatives.

Your brothers and sisters will e there. Join Ellen, Donald and Eugene at the grave site.

Polish the headstone.

Sweep the graves.

Offer the choicest mai tai, play money and flowers.

Burn incense.

Wear a willow wreath on your head.

Go up on swings with Judah, Valentina and Luca.

In short, be a man and act to show that you live by honoring your dead ancestors at Quing Ming Festival on Thursday, April 5, 208.
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2018-04-06 05:32:15 UTC
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Stop it, stupid asshole.
It's none od your business.
Now, stop it.
Yale Guen Mar, that's no way to talk to any one, least of all to your well wishers. Please wash your mouth with soap and apologize to Mr. Liu Pao Luong.

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I haven't seen her for a long long time.
She's older than me.
She may have died.
One time while visiting her, I asked where her husband is.
She said he died. Within 2 years of her husband's dieth, her husband's younger brother died, hwe husband's younger sister died along her sister's husband.
Yale Guen Mar, shed your false pride. Get help from your message carrier cousin in Santa Clara. She wants to help you out and has been in touch with three restaurant owners on W Thatcher Blvd. in Safford, AZ.

They are willing to finance your board and lodging at a pig sty owned by one of the restaurant owners.

Settling down in Safford, AZ will make it easy for you to visit the graves of your parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong whenever you wish to. Hopefully that will be often.

The year of the dog has been upon us, Yale Guen Mar. Time for a new beginning for your wretched life. Do make a resolution that you shall be visiting Tony Chee Mar's grave from now on. He is buried in East Palm Cemetery (Lot 49) in Phoenix, Arizona.

Your best option is to take a train ride to Tucson, AZ.

Take a train from Merced, CA to Tucson, AZ. Be at the grave of your parents Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar. It is in East Palm Cemetery (look for Lot 49).

Here's the address and phone number:

East Palm Cemetery

5801 East Grant Road #C
Tucson, AZ 85712

(520) 886-5561

Also, try to get along with Ellen, Donald and Eugene.

Yale Guen Mar, you still have not been able to forgive Ellen, Donald and Eugene because they got rid of your gun collection and the album of photos of your favorite pigs from your room in your parents' house on 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ.

Yale Guen Mar, 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ should have been like your home. Instead you chose to make it a storage place for your contrabands.

Your siblings had to intervene not just to save your parents from you but even to save you from yourself.

Get over all your grudges. Get ready for the Quingming Festival.

Sweep the graves. Polish the headstones. Offer play money, flowers and the choicest mai tai. Burn incense.

Most of all, pledge to come back to the grave at the next Quingming Festival to do the same.

In fact, try to relocate to Safford, AZ to be better able to perform your filial duties.
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