China's Xi says country will not close door to global internet
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Resty Wyse
2017-12-04 02:55:41 UTC
China's Xi says country will not close door to global internet

2017-12-04 19:45:32 UTC
Post by Resty Wyse
China's Xi says country will not close door to global internet
Yale Guen Mar, the protocol for closing and opening your asshole is a prime need for your neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.

Yale Guen Mar, your most serious disability is your non-functioning sphincter muscle.

Yes, doctors may try to transplant a sphincter muscle of a pig on to your asshole to give you a modicum of control over your ability to shit normally. But you'll be better off accepting the generous offer of your Hmong neighbors. They want you you to travel ASAP to your physician, Dr. Dong, in Cambodia for alternate medical treatment of your ailment. Your Hmong neighbors have voted to finance your trip to Cambodia provided you agree never to come back to Merced or even to USA.

In the mean time, Yale Guen Mar, your caregiver Meichi Thai should play your asshole like a bottle and use corks (preferably Made-in-Portugal corks) to bottle up your asshole everytime you wander into the neighborhood of your residence at 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CSA.

Yale Guen Mar's sphincter muscle is non-functioning.

That is why his asshole needs to be held in bondage within a diaper at all times.

It would be even better if an extra layer of protection for the environment in his neighborhood can be provided by inserting a cork (preferably a Made-in-Portugal cork) inside his asshole at all times.

The 64 dollar question is if Jesus can come back on earth to liberate Yale Guen Mar from the need of diapers and corks.

Yale Guen Mar, have you allowed PRC's defense scientists examine the awesome potential of your shitting and farting to bring the enemy to heel?

Yale Guen Mar, come down to earth. You have very many pressing issues, especially with your hemorrhoid-scarred asshole.

Yale Guen Mar, your sphincter muscles have been gone for good. What are your plans? While away in diapers twirling your thumbs? Or are you going to be proactively looking for a cure?

Meichi Thai has kept the Hmong neighbors apprised of Yale Guen Mar's travails following the surgery to extricate the opo squash that had got lodged inside Yale Guen Mar's asshole when an enraged Ms. Lee of the Merced Community Food Market assaulted Yale Guen Mar for farting inside the grocery store.

But it looks like Yale Guen Mar's sphincter muscle is now beyond redemption. Yale Guen Mar wants a sphincter muscle transplant to regain control over his asshole. Doctors are looking for possible donors in Merced's piggeries.

In the meantime, as a temporary fix, the doctors have suggested use of corks in Yale Guen Mar's asshole to stem continuous outflow of stool. Resty's caregiver, Meichi Thai, has been inserting corks into Yale Guen Mar's asshole to stem the flow.

Meichi Thai, apprising the Hmong neighbors on Twlight Avenue, lamented that it was indeed a very messy situation inside 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA. She dreads every time she has to uncork Yale Guen Mar's asshole to release the shit inside him.

Yale Guen Mar, you have far more immediate and far more graver issues to attend to to be wasting your time thinking ill of others.

The latest calamity to befall you is the complete loss of use of your sphincter muscle following the assault on you by Ms. Lee with an opo squash inside the Merced Community Food Market.

If you don't behave yourself inside Yue Cheng Market, Mr. Miao might very well sodomize you with a bitter melon or a Chinese okra that will wreak far more damage to your blasted asshole.