Post by Resty WyseI haven't seen her for a long long time.
She's older than me.
She may have died.
One time while visiting her, I asked where her husband is.
She said he died. Within 2 years of her husband's dieth, her husband's younger brother died, hwe husband's younger sister died along her sister's husband.
Yale Guen Mar had been banned from entering Mai Keri Her's hog farm in Merced ever since he was caught finger-fucking a 265 lb pig in the ass hole by Captain May Fung of Merced county's Fire Department.
Lately, Yale Guen Mar has been found loitering neer the Loin Eye Hog Farm
http://www.thepigpage.com/loin%20eye/
What is Yale Guen Mar up to?
Resty (Yale Guen Mar), your Hmong neighbors are feeling the need to monitor your whereabouts 24/7.
Resty (Yale Guen Mar), your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA need walls to keep you out of their taro patches. But their dogs are doing their bit to chase you out.
Yale Guen Mar, not just your Hmong neighbors but even their dogs have taken a deep dislike to you.
Yale Guen Mar, it can't be pleasant for you to be chased by the dogs of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA. You should train vigorously to acquire:
* stealth to sneak undetected into taro patches of your Hmong neighbors
* speed to pull up your pants and to get away from the dogs when you do get detected
Yale Guen Mar, why do you give so much shit to the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA?
You have become persona non grata not just to your Hmong neighbors but even to their dogs.
The neighborhood around 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA is a very uneasy place for the Hmong residents, and all because of Yale Guen Mar who resides at 3851 Twilight Avenue.
Even the dogs of the Hmong residents are wary of Yale Guen Mar's hygienically challenged lifestyle.
Yale Guen Mar, I hope you get a better appreciation of why the dogs of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA chase you away whenever they find you lowering your pants in the taro patches of the neighborhood.
Won't it be nice, Yale Guen Mar, if you remove your shit from the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA?
Yale Guen Mar, I don't think it is too late for your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA to band together for the protection of their taro patches from your surreptitious onslaughts.
Yale Guen Mar, have you told your handler from the CCP about your efforts to fertilize the taro patches of your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA?
Are you dismayed that your Hmong neighbors, and even their dogs, don't think much of your efforts to sneak into the lower patches to lower your pants?
Yale Guen Mar hasn't learnt much from his repeated encounters with the dogs of his Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, you give way too much for your shit than is good for your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Heck, even the dogs of your Hmong neighbors detest you.
Yale Guen Mar, PRC reserves the right to every colonial outpost of the Middle Kingdom of yore to claim the other side of the Himalayan Mountains and the South China Sea within exclusive economic zone of other littoral countries. It is a problem only when PRC's neighbors don't accept that gracefully.
Yale Guen Mar, you have been following the same philosophy in the Twilight Avenue neighborhood in Merced, CA. You hold that it is your right to shit in the yards of all your neighbors, especially your Hmong neighbors. You are indignant if the dogs of your Hmong neighbors bark at you and chase you into your home on 3851 Twilight Avenue.
Yale Guen Mar, you would like to smile everytime you manage to lower your pants and your diaper in the yard of a Hmong neighnor on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Post by Resty WyseReport: China developing 'invisibility cloak' for non-stealth jets
Yale Guen Mar, you should talk with your handler from the CCP about it. The "invisibility cloak" might be the answer to your prayer - it might enable you to continue to shit in the yards of your Hmong neighbors without getting chased by the dogs of your Hmong neighbors.
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AFP
February 1, 2013
Merced Resident's Eureka Moment on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA
An old man was found running naked on Twilight Avenue trying to escape a dog barking furiously at him.
Police reports that the old man was shitting in the taro patch of a Hmong resident. Apparently the old man was under the impression that he was doing his Hmong neighbor a favor by fertilizing the taro patch with his shit.
But the dog in the Hmong household thought otherwise. He started barking furiously at the old man defecating in the taro patch. When the old man didn't budge, the dog charged at the shitting man squatting on the taro pitch engrossed in defecating.
When the man saw the dog charging at him, he must have decided that the dog's bite was going to be worse than its bark.
It was at this point that the old man had his eureka moment. He jumped up and started running toward 3851 Twilight Avenue with a piece of shit still dangling from his asshole.
The commotion caused a member of the Hmong household to rush out. He didn't want the dog to bite the old man in case the dog caught rabies from the fleeing disheveled man who certainly looked as if he was a carrier of rabies.
In the meantime, another Hmong neighbor had called 911. By the time the police arrived, the old man with shit dangling from his asshole had managed to disappear from the scene.
The police is investigating. It doesn't think that the man was armed with anything other than the piece of shit dangling from his asshole. Nevertheless, people in the neighborhood have been advised not to attempt a citizen's arrest if they encounter the man. They are warned to consider the man to be insane and dangerous and to report any sighting to the police immediately.
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Post by Resty WyseWell, now that Yuhua Luo has decided where Carlton's biological father will get buried, search is on for a burial place for Yale Guen Mar.
Yale Guen Mar, your message carrying cousin from Santa CXkarita is doing her best to find a place for your final resting place.
Yale Guen Mar, don't you want Carlton and Brenton, Judaj, Luca and Valerie to sweeo your grave and polish your headstone when you are dead and gone?
Yale Guen Mar, it is pity that you didn't join the Mars at the tombs of Kim Hi Wong and Tocny Chee Mar for the Hungry Ghost Festival.
You would have met a lot of them at the East Palm Cemetery (Lot 49) in Tucson, AZ.
Ellen, Donald and Eugene were there.
Valery and Kimberly were there.
Brenton, Luca and Valentina were there - they flew in from Boston.
Heck, even Yuhua Luo, Carlton, May Fung and Dr. Roberto Buonamici were there.
Well, come October 17, there will be another get together for the Double Bine Festival.
Yale Guen Mar, you don't have to climb any mountain. Kowtowing before the tombs of Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar should be enough mountain climbing for you.Just enjoy the chrysanthemums planted at the graves.
Come to Tucson, AZ and meat the Mar clan. Repent for your misdeeds.
But over and above all, have chongyang cake and drink chrysanthemum wine with assembled members of the Mar clan.
Join the Mar clan to tidy up the tombs of Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar.
Cleaning the tomb and paying respect to the dead person with offerings are the two important parts of remembering the past relatives.
* Take out the weeds and add fresh soil at the graves to show your respect for your ancestors.
* Offer food, wine (favorite wine for both Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar was Mai Tai)
and paper money to them.
* Do kowtow before the tombs as a show of respect.
* Yale Guen Mar, ride swings with Luca and Valentina and wear willow branches over your head.
* After that, do fly kites and go for hiking with siblings Ellen, Donald, and Eugene
and with Brenton, Silvia, Luca and Valentina and also with Valerie and Kinberly.
* Yale Guen Mar, make sure not to forget to take your boxes of diapers and wipes with you.
* Do change into a fresh diaper as often as you can to make sure that your shit doesn't drip
while you are inside East Palm Cemetery in general, and at Lot 49 in particular.
Yale Guen Mar, try to play your cards right, all your misbehaviors may get forgiven. Eugene might yet accept you as a friend on Facebook and even allow you to visit him.